Perfect Match? or perfect Match??

Hi,

Well, I don’t know how to start this blog, but let me just start off. Everybody has a little naughty, little pervert side to himself. You just cant help, but think in a different(funny) way – when you see certain things. But you got to be in your limits. Here are few things that I observed and like to share with you all.




I hope most of you are aware of the famous SNS “orkut”. And there is a label in it which says “perfect match”….Let me give you a few descriptions, which I came across in few profiles(not to mention the names).

1. Perfect match : “India v/s Pakistan” ( to begin with, on a lighter note. This was ‘my’ description. As if I achieved something great on doing this!)(match, in the sense a ‘cricket match’..frreaak!)

2. Perfect match: “timesmatrimonial.com” (funny!!but a nice way to promote that website..LOLZ)(I wonder whether the person was asking the profile visitor to check his profile in the website; or was doing some social service for despo match-seekers!!)LLOLZ..

3. Perfect match: “preferably an IYER” (again its me!!I out of a sudden patriot towards ‘IYERS’( & god knows the reason why I got it), that led me to write this!!of course, it has no relevance and is silly!!!)

4. Perfect match :(if you read this one for the second time!) -->  “The one that produces fire on rubbing once” !!!!!!! ( I couldnot stop laughing at this, for almost an hour. I don’t know whether the person really meant what he wrote, or did he try posing himself as a cool dude by typing this(coz most of the description in the profile, clearly showed that it was a fake one) …but I guess he meant the ‘match- stick’,..nothing else!!

I thought this was unbeatable…

Perfect ‘match’ : “ a 6 cm stick”… { LOLZ..I guess this was too direct. But I kept wondering how could a guy write this(yeah..it was a guy’s profile). Was it deliberate, or outta innocence , I don’t know!!!(again mistaken match for a ‘match-stick’, is what I felt, considering the ‘cm’ units!!!)….}

So dear reader, these were the only few ones that I thought worth chalking out in this blog. A few which I felt were really funny. There were a few(in fact, lot many) more, which I chose not to mention(coz I felt they were too pervert and inappropriate to be mentioned here)(and forgotten many, after having a burst of laughter for that moment).

I feel that the developers really need to think over that label “perfect match” and try changing it to something more sensible like “the idea of a perfect partner”(even this one has a lot of misinterpretations) or “the idea of a perfect life-partner”(to be clearer) or something alike. If you have come across any such description, you can mention here..

Hmm..English is really a funny language…….

Cheers…..